Delilah

Delilah is the best, shes really smart. She will steal your things and sell them back to you for something of equal or greater value… like a treat. She also has a beautiful smile, and she is very sweet. She loves everyone equally and only barks at inanimate objects that move, like construction signs and yard decorations. Pretty valid tbh why are they moving if they aren’t alive? Are they alive? They are unpredictable!!!