Bean Aka Corporal Chaos

Corporal Chaos reporting for duty. 🫡 Bean is a Boston Terrier whose daily mission consists of creating unnecessary emergencies, stealing objects he absolutely should not have, launching surprise attacks on tennis balls, and emotionally manipulating his mother with those giant eyeballs. He contributes $0 toward household expenses yet remains upper management. Small body. Massive personality. Absolutely no remorse. 10/10 would let him destroy my house again. 🐾