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🐾 Stewart “Stewie” — Official Biography
Aliases: Stewie, Stuart, The Titty Baby, Pillow Parasite, Wild Hippopotatomus bedhogimus
Species: Canis familiaris, allegedly
Breed: Chug — Chihuahua × Pug, a combination already predisposed toward affection, audacity, and believing your lap belongs to them.
Occupation: Emotional-support freeloader / professional bed hog
Residence: Wherever Mom is currently trying to sit or sleep
Political affiliation: Absolute monarchy, provided Stewart is the monarch.
Personality: Intensely affectionate, ridiculously attached, cuddly, stubborn, dramatic, and deeply convinced that personal boundaries are a human invention that does not apply to him. Chugs are generally known for bonding closely with their people and demanding substantial attention, so Stewart is apparently operating precisely to manufacturer specifications.
Special abilities: Fusing molecularly with pillows. Occupying 73% of a bed despite possessing approximately 7% body.
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