Loki 1

Loki 🐾 is part Pomeranian, part Chihuahua, and part unlicensed demolition contractor with a criminal record longer than his tail. He steals things he doesn’t want, argues with everyone—including furniture—and protects the household from suspicious shadows, and one deeply offensive sock.

Weighing approximately three biscuits and a crumb, he contributes nothing financially, yet somehow invoices the household in stolen snacks. His documented crimes include relocating everyone’s shoes into a secret underground lair and conducting a midnight raid on the laundry basket, scattering evidence across three rooms.