Sidney

Sidney is a scam artist. She goes 100 miles around the house looking for trouble. And when it's done, she will hide under the sink, inside the fireplace or under the covers of your newly made bed. I am her "person" and she will sleep next to me but I'm not allowed to touch her unless she wants pets. I have the battle scars to prove she rules our home and we are only her servants but we better do a good job. I have never met a cat that didn't like snuggling until Sidney.