Sage

Meet Sage, the undisputed owner of the household. She may be a cat, but she acts like the mortgage is in her name. Sage is a lazy, slightly chunky house cat who loves eating, napping, demanding attention, and claiming every soft spot in sight. Her favorite place is beside her momma, where she can snuggle, lay on her, and take up most of the bed. Sage doesn’t live in this house—she owns it. Everyone else is simply allowed to stay. She is sweet, spoiled, sleepy, and convinced the world revolves around her. And honestly? She’s probably right. 🐾💚