Anubis

I am a Medical Alert Dog for my mom. I am a five year old Boston Terrier but my momma calls me a terrorist. She says my farts should be listed under the Geneva Convention as chemical warfare. I do not like it when my momma cries and I do everything to make her stop. I will howl at her or lick her face until she can't breathe. She is MY girl but this feller that is my daddy, keeps gettin' in the way and I shove him out of the bed. He has to be my daddy too because we both redheads. I have two sisters. I did have three but one crossed the rainbow bridge December of 2021. But my other two sisters, one is grumpy old Isis and the other likes me and will play with me and her name is Selky. She my girl too. Momma says I am worse than a 5 year old with ADHD. I has to touch EVERYTHING and she tells me all the time to DON'T TOUCH THAT!!! STOP KNOCKING THAT OFF!! STOP BOOPING ME!! My nose is as big as her fist and I like to boop her on the butt to get her attention when I need to go out.