Palmer (porkchop)

Hi, I’m Palmer — though the jury’s still out on whether I was born a dog or a pig, so Porkchop felt appropriate. 🐷🐶
I’m a 1-year-old snorty, chatty CEO of this household, specializing in park zoomies, sibling supervision, professional treat tasting, and elite-level nappy naps.
I run a tight ship, make a lot of noise doing it, and look very cute the entire time.